“Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means 
“Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine
and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.”
“Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine
and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.”
 I have been blorft every day for the past seven years. 
- Tina Fey, Bossypants 
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